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Well would you look at that. Cal's little handy pal is dancing over the squished corpse of a roach. How cute.
I wonder what this numbskull thinks he's doing sitting on his phone. He's supposed to be at Duke's by now… Who's he texting who's more important than his BFFTEFAL (Best Friend for the Entire Mother Fucking Afterlife)?? Let's snoop.
CAL: lefty is dancin over him right now. rip.
FETKET: Seems awfully cruel to me.
FETKET: Anyways. Yes, send me an image. Preferably one before it was smooshed to death. It's easier to identify the species when it's a photo of something more than a pile of bug guts.
FETKET: Did you take that photo before smooshing him just for me? How sweet of you, Cal.
CAL: you're welcome
FETKET: After examiniation, this cockroach is an oriental cockroach, or Blatta orientalis. Good job on adding your hand to show scale, Cal. Very helpful for identifying.
FETKET: Would you mind if I came over to your camper and looked for more? Especially for corpses. I need to start collecting some specimens.
CAL: OH SHIT no you cant nevermind
CAL: i'm supposed to be over at dukes rn holy shit fuck asshole dicksucker motherfucker
CAL: you can come later ill catch you on the flipside gotta go