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July? 2006?

Dude, are you kidding me? You don't even know the year? Did you even know the date before I told you (in my parentheses)? I even mentioned what the year is earlier. Damn, you are, like, thick as fuck. And not in the nice buttcheek way, in the way that your skull is probably like 5 inches thick.

...Oh hey, looks like Duke texted Cal again.

DUKE: Are you here yet
CAL: hey asshole give me some time
DUKE: Dude what are you even doing it's been like 20 minutes and you're literally like 3 trailers away
CAL: ok man you are literally so annoying
CAL: nah just kidding. not gonna lie i got distracted as all hell bc i saw a roach on my wall
DUKE: Ok
CAL: ok?
CAL: thats all u have to say
CAL: i told you about a sick roach and all i get is 'ok'
CAL: and to think i was gonna bring it to you as a yummy snack. fuck you man
DUKE: Gross
DUKE: Come over
CAL: damn bro okokok if you wanted a hot kiss on the lips all you had to say was please
DUKE: K
Cal's last message was gay as hell. →